Dad

I think it might have been the second time I brought Matt around my parents.

The night before we were at a friend's house when we decided it was imperative that both of us exit to the garage to retrieve more beer. He grabbed his... I lingered, still deciding what my selection would be when he dropped his beer cap. Without thinking about it, I bent to pick it up as he successfully drilled the bottle top into my right eyebrow. Laughing fits and bruising followed shortly thereafter.

And the next night, me being the trouble maker that I am... I took advantage of my wound and said to my dad, with Matt standing next to me... "Dad! Look what Matt did to me!"

My dad looked up and responded with... "Did you deserve it?"