I was graced with a cell phone ticket the other day.
I started out with the greatest of intentions. I do own a bluetooth ear thing, and used it all the time. At first. But it was always so easy to forget when I needed to bring it in to charge. So then I just started using my speakerphone and holding it against the wheel while I drove. Well, the one person who I talk on the phone with most, Matt, always said I was mumbling when I did that.
So I finally just gave up and with my new window tint, I felt even more stealth than ever. ...Now the question might come to mind: If my windows are tinted, how did I manage to get caught?
Believe it or not, the moto-cop saw me through the windshield! I was turning right, and there he was on the corner, parked at a gas station... And our eyes met, and I said "Oh shit mom, I got to go. I'm about to get a ticket for being on my cell phone. And probably for my tinted windows." And she said, "Oh. Ok, Dear. Call me back."
He was nice enough. Straight to the point. I thought it was strange that he asked if it was my car. He probably thought it was strange to find a white girl rolling around in gangsta tint.
Anyhow, it was a $20-cell phone ticket. No biggie, right?
Allow me to clear up a common misconception for you.
Although I think allowing the government, or any entity for that matter, to increase the principle of your debt by 590% in fines alone should be outlawed... As we all know it is very legal and living and well in California... Here is the riveting breakdown:
Violation: VC 23123(A) Drive using wireless phone not hands free, First offense
Base Fine: $20
Penalty Assessment: $44
State Court Facilities Construction (ICNA): $4
Night Court Fee: $1
DMV Fee: $10
20% Criminal Surcharge: $4
Criminal Conviction Assessment: $25
Court Security Fee: $20
Total Fine Due: $138
That's a pretty expensive $20 ticket if you ask me. Let this be your warning.
But please don't wear those earpieces around like it's your newest accessory. Honestly, people...